Normally, I slather these in a homemade barbecue sauce or braise them until they're tender. Lately I've been using a honey alternative that is out of this world and it got me thinking about honey-hoisin ribs instead. These are a nice combination of sticky, sweet and tangy.
The honey alternative is called Bee Free Honee and I can't recommend it highly enough. If you're in Seattle, you can find it at Vegan Haven or Central Market. Bee Free Honee is made from apples and it looks, pours and tastes just like honey. The only thing that gives it away is that there's a slight apple-y aftertaste. You could use agave nectar for this sauce, but it's not even in the ballpark of honey flavor. If you're wondering why honey isn't really vegan, you can find some good info here.
These ribs are very easy to make, so don't be intimidated by the final product. They take less than an hour and very little of that is "hands on" time.
For the ribs:
2 cups vital wheat gluten
1/4 cup nutritional yeast
2 tbsp garbanzo flour
2 tsp garlic powder
2 tsp onion powder
1 1/2 cup water
1/4 cup tamari
2 tbsp vegetable oil
For the sauce:
1/2 cup hoisin sauce
2 tbsp rice wine vinegar
4 tsp tamari
2 tsp sriracha
2/3 cup Bee Free Honee or agave nectar
green onions, sliced
2 tbsp sesame seeds
Preheat your oven to 350 degrees.
Make the ribs: In a large bowl, stir the dry ingredients until combined. In a medium bowl, stir the wet ingredients together. Add the wet to the dry and stir with a sturdy wooden spoon until combined. Don't get too aggressive or overwork the dough or the ribs will be tough. It should all come together pretty easily and look like this:
Spray a 9x13 glass baking dish with cooking spray. Put the ball of dough into the dish and knead it out toward the edges, making sure that it's being spread evenly. If some spots are thinner than others once it's spread, just work some over from a thicker spot. Once the dough is spread out evenly, score rib shapes into it with a sharp knife. One lengthwise and several others across, depending on how big you like them.
Make the sauce: While the ribs are cooking, combine all the sauce ingredients in a small bowl. Get a large sheet pan out and line it with aluminum foil.
Once the ribs have been cooking for 30 minutes, take them out of the oven and re-score the lines. You'll be taking them out of the baking dish and moving them to the pan, so feel free to actually cut the slab into 2 segments to make it easier to work with. Just split them along one of the lines. Turn your broiler on low.
Brush both sides of the ribs generously with the sauce and place them on the foil-lined baking sheet. Put the ribs into the oven and let them cook for 5-7 minutes, or until they start to char a bit and the sauce caramelizes. Once that happens, pull them out and flip them and cook for an additional 5-7 minutes.
Cut along the pre-scored lines and separate the seitan into rib shapes. Brush with a little more sauce and sprinkle on some sesame seeds and chopped green onions.